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I'm officially addicted to my phone.
- Teacher: Bring your copybook, please.
- Me: Okay... *yawn*
- Teacher: Why haven't you copied anything today?
- Me: Because I was sleeping.
- Teacher: Why were you sleeping?
- Me: Because I had no credit on my mobile.
- Teacher: Oh, I see.
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Emos and Pharmacists.
- Emo chick: My boyfriend left me.
- Me: And?
- Emo chick: I think of him and cut myself.
- Me: I appreciate that. I really do.
- Emo chick: You appreciate what?
- Me: You cutting yourself.
- Emo chick: What the hell?
- Me: Seriously.
- Emo chick: Why?
- Me: My dad's a pharmacist; people like you make sure his business will always work. You know, bandages and that stuff?
- Emo chick: F*ck you!
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